What utter BULL SHIT! Why does a place (more specifically a bank) have strict rules if there are a billion exceptions? No third party checks, period. Unless you have more than a mill then we will bend over backwards to make you happy. Fuck the rule book, lets torch the damn thing! Oh, you like anal sex? Let me bend over... no I don't need any lube! Seriously if you have rules EVERYONE should have the same rule. This way there is NO mistakes or mix-ups. Maybe I am crazy. But when day in day out we hear no we do not accept third party checks... and then Mr. Big Bucks with bad attitude comes up and wants to do a third part check you follow the rules and then when he complains that we are 'hassling' him and then you the innocent employee who is just following the 'set in stone' rules get treated like an incompetent piece of shit all because you are doing what you have been trained to do... well, it just sucks.

And another thing... Mr Cheap-ass 3 piece suit, thumbprints they are required at most every bank if you do not have an account. Most people are ok with it, but you 'sir' and many other nutters out there feel that after you are done thumb printing the check it is then expected and required to then proceed to wipe the 'ink' (I use this term loosely due to the fact that it is a powder and will simply wipe right off if you only had to brain cells to rub together and listen when I say "just rub your fingers together it comes right off it is a powder") all over my counter or stuff. I now have a black powder residue wiped all over promotional adds, computers, and anything else you can reach. This makes me look messy. Now the next thing that most likely will happen is someone will walk up and plop their baby down on my counter, this child will get hands on this powder mixed with you sweat and then suck on their tiny little thumb... and get powder in their mouth. All because you are a filthy waste of oxygen who is too worried about himself to think of others, NOT kosher! As a matter of FACT IT IS JUST PLAIN RUDE!