Dear Old Navy,

Please hire new designers. Your jeans are too tight in the legs, and too loose in the waist. In short they both slide down and ride up making for a most unflattering look.. For some reason my family insists on purchasing my gifts in your store, and then washing them prior to giving them to me. So I am begging that you find a new designer or get new models – this 1980’s throw back needs to be thrown back. I am not a old person, but I do have knee trouble as do many of my peers. The extreme tightness in the knees in your jeans causes physical pain and I would like nothing more than to ram these pants down your throat. The day I wake up and discover that your pants are the only clean pants to wear for the day instantly turns my day sour. No other clothing puts me in this foul of a mood. Oh and have I mentioned that these are ‘flared leg jeans’? I do not want to look like a emo looser. I am trying to dress my age and within my budget but your store does not help with this goal.

Sincerely,
Your Unwilling Customer